tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2853749161478336623.post8766753531669467966..comments2024-03-02T06:31:02.701-07:00Comments on Popular Irony: Shitty Christmas GiftsHamtacklehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15796246243878467810noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2853749161478336623.post-25531812860820350302011-12-22T09:25:18.918-07:002011-12-22T09:25:18.918-07:00An actual review of the "Ableware 725120000 B...An actual review of the "Ableware 725120000 Bathroom Anus Stimulator" on Amazon.com<br /><br />This product is a timely innovation on nature's original anus stimulator: a long thing piece of smoothly polished ivory. I used to use pieces of ivory to stimulate my anus but found that I was coming up against too much environmental red tape. I'm glad that this product at least offers a rough approximation of my preferred product. Taking a cue from the Greeks and their appreciation of smooth white roundness (as masterfully respresented in ancient Greek busts), the anus stimulator offers a modern product with classical grace - a true rarity in this vulgar functionalist age of uninspiring anus stimulators.Terlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06738821051206027767noreply@blogger.com