Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Master Bastard #14 - Lyons Flood Part 1




Disaster strikes the Bastards!  Their home town of Lyons, Colorado has flooded!  Listen to their epic tales of survival and pooping in roughly dug holes!




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Master Bastard Public Domain Podcast Theater - #13 - Knife Fight!

Welcome to Master Bastard Public Domain Podcast Theater!  Today we have the elegant pairing of the audio from Master Bastard #13 and the video from the 1961 public domain movie, "Creature from the Haunted Sea".  Hamtackle, Terlet, Sir Chapsworth and Ramtang podcasted and thems feels good.





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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Master Bastard #13 - Knife Fight!




The Bastards mix an elegant drink... The Knife Fight.  Don't try this at home.





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Sunday, September 8, 2013

Master Bastard Public Domain Podcast Theater - #12 - Sardausage

Welcome to Master Bastard Public Domain Podcast Theater!  Today we have the elegant pairing of the audio from Master Bastard #12 and the video from the 1932 public domain movie, "Freaks".  Hamtackle, Terlet, Sir Chapsworth and Ramtang slopped out some podcast, give it a taste!?






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Thursday, September 5, 2013

Peyton The Raven Rapist

I am a Broncos fan. Since I was born. It has not always been easy, we have had some terrible seasons over the years. But I always cheered for them, whether we win or lose. Sometimes I think I care too much about the games, and when they lose it fucking ruins my day. And there are Raiders fans that live in this orange and blue state (for the life of me I couldn't tell you why), and they always get to talk shit when we fail, usually without any repurcussions since their team always sucks ass.

But tomorrow I feast on the tears of the Bronco hating bastards at work. Sure it was the first game of the season. Sure there is a long way to go. But these assholes delighted in their celebration when the Baltimore Ravens stole the superbowl that was rightfully ours last season, and they will hear from me tomorrow. "And by the way," I will tell them, "we play the Raiders in our next home game. Care to make a gentleman's bet?" And they will sheepishly laugh and decline.

In case you don't follow the NFL, tonight the Denver Broncos stomped the superbowl champion Baltimore Ravens 49 - 27, and gave away 7 points on a fumbled punt inside the five, and gave back 7 points on a dropped ball after an interception. Peyton Manning tied an NFL record with 7 touchdowns, a feat that hasn't been done since 1969. And all this without our two best defensive players, Champ Bailey and Von Miller. Joe Flacco earned his 120 million dollar contract the hard way tonight, as he was held down and forced to toss Manning's sweaty salad at altitude, and I loved every minute of it.

I will be honest, though. This post was either going to be an angry rant about the mistakes we made, the bad calls by the refs, and petty name calling directed at Flacco, or it would be this. Now I pursue sleep, dear audience, sleep that will be punctuated by dreams of a Broncos superbowl.

You must be at least this tall to blow me.

 

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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Master Bastard #12 - Sardausage



Ramtang is back and Sir Chapsworth, Hamtackle and Terlet are ready to get sweaty!  The Bastards eat Vienna Sausages and Sardines, swap vomit stories, read some twitter and whip out the sports chat on 92.2 The Beast!  RAAAARRR!!
 



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Monday, September 2, 2013

Master Bastard Public Domain Podcast Theater - #11 - Gefilte FIsh, Paraphilia, Snuff and Mom's Love

Welcome to Master Bastard Public Domain Podcast Theater!  Today we have the elegant pairing of the audio from Master Bastard #11 and the video from the 1962 public domain movie, "Eegah".  Hamtackle, Terlet, Sir Chapsworth and Ramtang made a podcast now it's itchin' to get up in ya!






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