Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 39

Hamtackle and Terlet have built a quarry and they are itching to show it off.  Thanks to Terlet's ineptitude, only half of the quarry works.  Learning and loving with two idiots who are not very good at Tekkit.  Continued classiness....

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/


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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 38

Hamtackle and Terlet did a bit of off camera building and they are itching to show it off.  They present their brand spankin' new Rubber Tree Farm and Solar Panel Factory!  Put on that diaper because you're in for some hot shit!  Continued Classiness.......

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Hack Slash $#*! - Episode 2

Hamtackle, Terlet and sweet old Sir Chapsworth are at it again.  Will they conquer their first tower or will their drunken arguing take center stage?  Hop on board the funk train to boogie town and join the fun.  Continued classiness.....

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/




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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 37

Hamtackle and Terlet finally complete their cactus farm.  O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!  This extended episode has a grinder tower re-tour and amazing facts about cactus and porcupines by Hamtackle.  Join us in bickering....

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Hack Slash $#*! - Episode 1

Join Hamtackle, Terlet and beloved asshole Sir Chapsworth on their aimless adventures through Hack/Mine.  They die constantly and bicker incessantly.  Grab your sword and grab a beer, it's time for hot, steamy, fantasy Minecraft action! 

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 36

Are Hamtackle and Terlet really still building that F'ing cactus farm?  Yes, yes they are.  Continued excellence in profanity.

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 35

CACTUS FARM CACTUS FARM CACTUS FARM!!  Terlet and Hamtackle continue work on the, guess what?  Cactus Farm!  Racist accusations ensue.

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 34

Hamtackle and Terlet continue building their cactus farm.  It's pretty damn wonderful.

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 33

Hamtackle and Terlet take a break from fighting evil Nazis to build a Cactus Farm.  Happy Fun Times ensue.

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/




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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 32

Hamtackle and Terlet take you on a brief tour of their latest Grinder Tower before gathering their muskets and hunting Hitler.  After that is something truly terrible.  I mean, really messed up.  So extremely politically incorrect it will make you vomit with rage.  No, I'm serious.  It's F'd up.  Continued classiness...

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 31

You should never bring eggs to a gun party.  After being shot then blown up in a creeper trap by one of history's greatest evils, Hamtackle and Terlet plot their revenge.  Miscommunications ensue.

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 30

Well, isn't this great?  Hitler has decided to move into the neighborhood.  Terlet and Hamtackle welcome their new neighbor in the appropriate fashion, with vandalism.  But does that tricky Nazi bastard have another trick up his sleeve?  Hmmmmm?? 

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/   and Richard Wagner



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 29

It's finally here!  The season 2 premiere of Steaming Pile!  Terlet and Hamtackle have been busy in the off time and they have a bunch of crap to show off.  Plus, a mysterious man has moved into the neighborhood.  Is he friend or foe!  All this and more on Steaming Pile!

Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Whiskey Solves Everything!

There is a reason that the irish called the sweet intoxicating nectar that has dominated their lives for centuries "whiskey", or "water of life" in gaelic. It is because this fluid has the miraculous capacity to make almost everything we love in life like a thousand times better! And unlike that fraudulent gutter-piss they call "holy water", you don't even need to waste your sundays listening to old men lie to you for it to work! So let's take a moment to review some of the wonderful and useful benefits of whiskey that led to the age-old expression "a bottle a day keeps the reaper away"!

 

Whiskey makes you more attractive to the opposite sex, and makes YOU more attractive to them! That's right, sexual magnetism is 99% confidence, and when are you more confident than when you are slobbering drunk? And combine those effects with the loosening standards that come with drunkenness and you have a perfect storm of baby makin'! Just make sure the object of your desire is likewise imbibing copious amounts of drink or you might find yourself in forcible rape territory. Don't say I didn't warn you.

 

Whiskey boosts your intelligence to near superhuman levels! Have you ever met a sage individual that was able to add relevance and insight into the most convoluted subject matter with seemingly absent-minded ease? Chances are, that person was blind drunk on whiskey. It is for this reason that I make a concerted effort to drink at least six shots before attending a business meeting, job interview, or parole hearing. Nothing leaves an impression like drunken ramblings.

 

Whiskey What about medical issues? The public has been misinformed about the health effects of regular whiskey consumption by a campaign from big businesses like the soft drink leaders Coca Cola and Pepsi. Does soda cure your withdrawal symptoms, personality disorders, and halitosis? I think not. Can a liter of Sprite cure a young woman of an unwanted pregnancy? Surely the answer is a resounding "no". Score another point for whiskey.

 

Whiskey helps you make more sound and well-informed decisions! If there is one thing I could teach all the children that will grow up to be tomorrow's world leaders, it would be "If you are ever faced with a problem that holds you money, relationships, or life in the balance, just resolve to drink on it for a while!" You basically can't go wrong with this advice. Without whiskey we would be without the kind of thinking that ended the second world war, brought on the industrial age, and gave us... Chappaquiddick.

 

So keep these things in mind before condemning the binge drinking of whiskey that is going on all around you. After all, if it wasn't for whiskey your mother and father might not have ever created you in the back seat of a rusted out buick. And you might not have that lazy eye that gives you so much character!

My personal collection

 

 

Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 28

Hamtackle's rage leads to arson!  Everyone's favorite shitty wooden house pays the price!  Terlet dies valiantly battling the blaze!  But what about the Creepers!?  All this and more in the season finale of Steaming Pile!  Exclamation point!

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Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 27

Terlet and Hamtackle make some jetpacks and Hamtackle gets his feelers hurted.  Gunfights and taunting ensue.  Continued classiness.

 

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Music by Kevin MacLeod  http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/



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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 26

Hamtackle and Terlet take their first trip to the Nether.  8 Minutes of lame adventure!

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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 25

Hamtackle and Terlet argue and then set off for the Nether!  Oodles of salty talk!

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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 24

Terlet struggles with timers and Hamtackle fiddles with water mills.  No success is made.

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Steaming Pile o' Tekkit - Episode 23

2 men macerating.

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