Awwww shit! Yo, I just got back from the mafuckin Sylvan Learning Center and look what my Moms bought me. A big ass stack o Comics and some mafuckin Star Wars Fighter Pods! Yo, my moms ain't too bad. I wonda waz in them Fighter Pods packs?
I been lookin for a Bossk Fighter Pod and I can't find shit! My moms bought me six packs and still no Bossk. He better be in these packs or Ima slap my moms bitch face!
Alright, here's pack #1. Two brand new figures for my mafuckin collection. My moms better be praying to God I don't get no duplicate mafuckin figures. That shit will not fly.
What the Fuck!? Bullshit! I already owns that mafuckin Storm Trooper on the right! My moms is such a dumb bitch! She's fuckin lucky I like Storm Troopers.
I swear to fucking God if Bossk ain't in this pack or there is another figure I already owns, I'ma flip my shit!!
FUCKING MOM!! I already have a Jango Fett! AAAAAHH I FUCKING HATE HER!! *sniffle sniffle*
She better buy me new ones on her way home from her night job! The bitch don't care about me!! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!