Friday, March 1, 2013

What's Bester In Life?

Do you ever ask yourself "What's BEST in life?", well, do you baby?  I'll bet a pretty lady like you definitely knows what's best in life.  But, did you know there is something BESTER?  Hmmm?  Oh dear, sweety, I didn't mean to confuse you.  Let me explain... I am Bester.  Alfred Bester, and I'm the bester there is at what I do.  What do I do?  Well, I know what you're thinking.  Ha!  No no ,sweety, I really do know what you're thinking.  You ever fuck a Psi Cop?

Whoa, slow down... I'm not reading your mind right now.  That would be a violation of privacy.  I can just tell by the way that we pretty much dry humped the dance floor away, that you might be interested in a bit of the "Moist Pokey".  Being a telepath means you're special and rare and valuable and I'll know exactly how you like to get banged without you saying a word.  Shall we retire to my Psi Corps sanctioned quarters?  Excellent.


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