FUCK SHIT DAMMIT FUUUUCK!!!!!
I just spent the last 4 hours editing and completing a hilarious video. I thought that it turned out very amusing and I was very proud of myself. I saved the project and tried to re-save the it as a video file. Suddenly, my video editing program froze.
"No big deal" I thought. I just saved the project. Everything will be fine. The project was still there, but when I opened it, it was just a blank file. A shell record of a short film that briefly existed. I spent the following 45 minutes trying to create a dumbed down version of the video, to no avail. The program froze and destroyed the file again.
I am so full of girlish rage that I could shit. Hamtackle recommended that I get some new editing software but I did not listen. Why didn't I listen? Because most of the time Hamtackle is full of shit and dildos. I guess you can't be a complete prick all of the time.
Well, I have to work in the morning and I have wasted enough of my day on this. I have an incredibly sandy vagina and am quite irritable. I guess it is time to cry into my pillow so I can wake up early and sit in a miserable cubicle with stale, disgusting people then coming home to a house riddled with dog feces surrounded by the hateful blank stares of my unwashed chorus of slack-jawed neighbors.
I am going to take Hamtackle's advice and look into purchasing a new video editing program, maybe a new computer, while I am at it I might as well get a couple of inches tacked onto the old cock and balls. Maybe I should just get a Tramp Stamp that says "What are you looking at Fag?"