Sunday, September 11, 2011



I just spent the last 4 hours editing and completing a hilarious video.  I thought that it turned out very amusing and I was very proud of myself.  I saved the project and tried to re-save the it as a video file.  Suddenly, my video editing program froze.

"No big deal" I thought.  I just saved the project.  Everything will be fine.  The project was still there, but when I opened it, it was just a blank file.  A shell record of a short film that briefly existed.  I spent the following 45 minutes trying to create a dumbed down version of the video, to no avail.  The program froze and destroyed the file again.

I am so full of girlish rage that I could shit.  Hamtackle recommended that I get some new editing software but I did not listen.  Why didn't I listen?  Because most of the time Hamtackle is full of shit and dildos.  I guess you can't be a complete prick all of the time.

Well, I have to work in the morning and I have wasted enough of my day on this.  I have an incredibly sandy vagina and am quite irritable.  I guess it is time to cry into my pillow so I can wake up early and sit in a miserable cubicle with stale, disgusting people then coming home to a house riddled with dog feces surrounded by the hateful blank stares of my unwashed chorus of  slack-jawed neighbors.

I am going to take Hamtackle's advice and look into purchasing a new video editing program, maybe a new computer, while I am at it I might as well get a couple of inches tacked onto the old cock and balls.  Maybe I should just get a Tramp Stamp that says "What are you looking at Fag?"


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