Thursday, September 15, 2011

Chef Rod Sirloin's Amazing SaladGasm

Hello Friends,

I'm Chef Rod Sirloin and I am here to present to you an astounding breakthrough in kitchen technology.  

Do you want to know what it is!!??


Just drop any ordinary Iceberg Lettuce wedge into the handy receptacle and the aesthetically pleasing dispenser blasts shredded lettuce in any desired location. . . . . . . . Any.

It's easy but most of all, its fun!

I fell in love with my SaladGasm and I know you will too!

But wait! There's more!

You can totally slide a carrot up in there if you want too.  

The SaladGasm can handle any vegetable.

It can probably take a whole large cucumber, if you practice.

In a hurry?  Just point the SaladGasm right into your mouth for arching ropes of delicious, healthy salad on the go!

Salads are insanely simple.  Tacos are no longer tasking.   Lettuce is no longer a threatus.

With only 3 payments of 29.99 you will be sitting on one of the greatest kitchen tools in all of creation. 

Open your mouth and say EASY with The SALADGASM!!


  1. The Real Rod SirloinAugust 16, 2012 at 12:04 PM

    Yo dude, I invented the name Rod Sirloin back in 2004. Nice rip, ya rip off...

    1. My rebuttal.