World overpopulation and advances in modern medicine have created a perfect storm of human diversity. And as a big game hunter it quickly becomes clear that the most dangerous animal in the world is also the most satisfying to hunt. So with the spirit of a collector and the personality flaw of a borderline obsessive-compulsive teenager with a pokemon addiction, I bring you a wish list of trophy kills. Anyone could bag more common fare, like non-english speaking teenage American resident with more children than completed years of public education, or an obese ICP "juggalo" with at least one meth head parent. But the true hunter will have to leave his local community in pursuit of more exotic game.
I hope this guide helped make your next hunt a safer and more rewarding experience. Remember to send us your best hunting stories/pictures to PopularIrony@gmail.com and we will make sure to share them with our dedicated viewing audience. Until next time, happy hunting!