Welcome to a new experimental format for Bible Belt Babble. It is I, "Teabag" himself, here to inform the faithful viewership in order to select the candidate that best represents the ideals of the average American Teabagger. We are not talking about polite, reasonable, general election-type material, but good old-fashioned GOP primary racist values. These days the Presidential hopefulls are not able to fully voice their bigotry for fear of damnation by the liberal media, but if you listen with the right kind of ears their beliefs make it out once in a while. Let's run down the list of the top racist choices for President!
Mitt Romney and John Huntsman These guys appear to be pretty clean, but are both mormon, which has a rich history of hating black people. Read this quote from Brigham Young!
"You see some classes of the human family that are black, uncouth, uncomely, disagreeable and low in their habits, wild, and seemingly deprived of nearly all the blessings of the intelligence that is generally bestowed upon mankind.
The first man that committed the odious crime of killing one of his brethren will be cursed the longest of any one of the children of Adam. Cain slew his brother. Cain might have been killed, and that would have put a termination to that line of human beings.
This was not to be, and the Lord put a mark upon him, which is the flat nose and black skin. Trace mankind down to after the flood, and then another curse is pronounced upon the same race--that they should be the "servant of servants;" and they will be, until that curse is removed."- Brigham Young-President and second 'Prophet' of the Mormon Church, 1844-1877- Extract from Journal of Discourses.
So while these candidates both have their mormon faith going for them, they both also have the same Achilles' heel: their mormon faith. But you weren't going to vote for either of them, were you?
So there you have it, fellow Teabaggers. You now have a comprehensive diagnosis of the racist ideals of each of the active candidates. We will leave the decision to you!