Sunday, January 1, 2012

Which Celebrity is Most Likely to Die in 2012? - A Popular Irony Poll

Congratu-fucking-lations!  You survived another year.  Welcome to 2012.  What dangers lay before human race in the coming year?  Some say that the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 signalling the end of the world.  Be it a polar shift, asteroid, disfiguring disease or the return of Jesus with his good old fashioned Christian apocalypse.  Countless assholes fear the eminent doom that 2012 represents.  Personally, I don't' think a shit is going to happen.  Life will go on like it normally does.

It is an election year, so there will be lots of political bullshit floating around.  Summer of 2012 brings us the Avengers and Batman movies.  There will probably be an Ipad 3 released or an Iphone 5DD or some such bullshit.  Everything will continue to chug forward, time continues to pass.  With that passage of time comes the inevitable..... Death.

Everybody dies, even celebrities.  In 2011, the swift hand of death took many treasured personalities including, Jack LaLanne, Nate Dogg, Dwayne McDuffie, Elizabeth Taylor, Osama bin Laden, Elisabeth Sladen, Dr. Jack Kevorkian, Jeff Conaway, Amy Winehouse, Peter Falk, Ryan Dunn, Bubba Smith, Steve Jobs, Andy Rooney, Bil Keane, Patrice Oneal, Muammar Gaddafi, Kim Jong-il and the death that affected me the most, Randall Mario Poffo A.K.A. "Macho Man” Randy Savage.  He is now Flying Elbow Slamming angels in heaven.

That brings us to the question of the day.  Which celebrities are most likely to die in 2012?  Not that I desire any harm to come to them, I have drawn up a random list of 20 names.  Some are young, some are old, some healthy some not.  At least one of this recognizable motherfuckers is going to die this year.  Who do you think it is?  Click the link below and Vote!  Vote as many times as you want.  If you have a better guess than what is listed in my limited poll, then please leave a comment!  So who's it gonna be?  Which celebrity is going cease living in 2012?!!?

Vote Now Bitches!


1 comment:

  1. In retrospect of the new year festivities I would like to nominate Dick Clark as a write in ballot option. He looks like a more depressing version of the crypt keeper.