Wednesday, November 30, 2011

The Sexy Ballad of Kim Jong-il

Come on down and cop a feel 
Come squeeze the balls of Kim Jong-il
He won't deny you, so you're in luck
Because Kim Jong-il just loves to fuck

Bend over and give your ankles a grasp
So Kim Jong-il can pound your ass
For a Korean man, his dick is long
His sexual prowess is the point of this song

Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Master of Korea, he's a really big deal
Man or woman, child or cow
It don't matter he'll fuck you now!

Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Worlds greatest lover, potent sexual appeal
Virgin or whore, monk or nun
Just close your eyes and let Kim have fun

North Korea is a sad, sad place
You've always got Kim's Jizz all over your face
He'll lick you neck and eat your butt
He'll cover your back in his salty nut

So part your lips and give him a wink
Sex with him is better than you think
His soldiers line up single file
While he pretends their asses are a vertical smile

Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Leader of the world, your heart he'll steal
Commie or king, corpse or brother
Kim Jong-il will make you his lover

Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Dick so strong it could club a seal
Sick or fit, old or young
He don't care, he'll still pillage your bung

Whatever you do, just don't say NO!
Kim Jong-il is not your average Joe
You'll have no choice as you will see
He'll eat your ass like a bowl of Kimchi

You may think that you can deny him
But if he wants in you better let him
So spread your bits and hold on tight
Kim's lovemaking could last all night

Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Kim Kim Kim Jong-il
Kim Kim Kim Jong-il

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