Sometimes it takes an unwilling pioneer to brave new ground on an ideological movement. In the movement that is the masturbation culture that pioneer is retired detective Joseph Tesoriere, a New York state man who was arrested in August of 2009 in the Gateway National Park for exposing himself to an undercover park ranger. He was in a remote area of the park, and it seemed unlikely that he was seeking discovery while engaged in his personal lust session. An reluctant hero he may be, but in 2010 his case reached a Brooklyn Federal court and was used to establish a precedent that masturbation is not public unless it is likely that a passerby would witness it. This means that in the state of New York they now have to prove intent when prosecuting public lewdness claims! This is another small victory for the masturbation normalization movement, and a step towards my personal dream of televised competitive masturbating.
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