Are you tired of boring non-alcholic beverages? Well bore no longer! Now any beverage can be almost magically transformed into a satisfying, intoxicating cocktail with Spikes SqueezaBooze! The Liquid Beverage Enhancer!! Just take a beverage, any beverage and give it a squirt of Spikes! Spikes is 190 Proof and it comes in many great flavors: Vodka, Tequila, Gin, Rum, Whiskey, Red Wine, White Wine, Brandy, Pruno, Beer and Absinthe.
Pop the top and give Spikes a squirt! Any hour is Happy Hour with
Spikes SqeezaBooze!
Did your water just become wine!? Are you Jesus!?? NO! You're using
Spikes Squeezabooze!
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| Water into Wine!! |
Now you'll actually drink that complimentary glass of water. Just don't let the waitress see your
Spikes SqueezaBooze!
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| Whiskey anyone? |
Find it now where all fine liquors are sold!
*CAUTION HIGHLY FLAMMABLE*
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