|Brother Lucius Loinladle
It is all so fucking simple. It is so much easier to believe that shit's all magic, you know? Try it... Shit's all magic. Don't that feel fuckin' great!? The fucking proof is all around us. Look right there on my kitchen table, there is proof right there bitches! It's a bushel of motherfuckin' corn!
Corn is a true example of God's handiwork. I mean shit, you can fucking eat it in so many ways. That shit can be boiled, fried, grilled, creamed, stewed, pickled, microwaved or just eaten in the fucking field. You can use the husks and shit to make like, shitty dolls for poor kids. It has a thousand and one uses, but most prominant of all is it's intended purpose. Corn makes a perfect dildo stick.
|Cream That Shit!
Corn peels back into an easy husk handle, it is naturally ribbed for your pleasure, it comes in all sizes custom fit to your pleasure threshold. Heck they even gots big blue corn for the differently colored folk. I always take mine, large, sweet and white. Because God made that the most superior Corn. Fuckin' shit!
|Best Fuckin' Corn Ever!
Until next time, everything happens for a reason and there is magic and shit.... all around us.