Greetings loyal readers! It's your old pal, Terlet. For the next couple of weeks you are going to be seeing a lot more of me. My dear friend and website co-founder, Hamtackle, is away from the office on a luxurious Italian vacation.
We at Popular Irony have made a habit of making daily posts on our illustrious website. It has been over a year and we have not missed a day yet. Hamtackle may be able to make a post or two while on vacation, but the bulk of the responsibility will fall to me. Lazy ass Terlet.
I am trying to convince two one-time contributors to Popular Irony to join in as well. So, there is a chance of seeing the return of The Lady Terlet and Sir Chapsworth. They both thought that their first and only posts on Popular Irony were crap. I entirely disagree. They both had funny, well written, entertaining stories that fit in well with the filth and depravity displayed daily here. But, of course, as many do, they judge themselves too harshly. Don't they know that nobody reads this shit anyway?
It will probably just be me creating your daily dose of bullshit until Hamtackle returns. I just want to apologize in advance if I "Phone In" some days. If I post a song by the Scum City Avengers, you'll know I was feeling exceptionally lazy. If I post a Youtube video that doesn't make sense and has no punchline, you'll know that my creative well was dry that day. If it's just a stream of curse words and gibberish accompanied by pictures of dogs pooping, you'll know my wife is screaming that she feels like a "Blog Widow" and I should quickly get off the computer.
I'm going to try my best to pick up Hamtackle's slack. I am planning on revisiting some old characters. Maybe Your Best Friend Jen or Dick Scustin. Maybe Glenda Bekk or A Lady's Fancy will make an appearance. One thing that I know I am going to attempt is another chapter of "Federation Starship USS Hindenburg". I wrote 3 episodes in my first 3 weeks on Popular Irony. They are the posts that I am proudest of. I became intimidated by positive feedback and stopped writing it. Strange, I know. We'll see if I can get that one back on the regular.
This isn't a very "Popular Irony" post. My apologies. Let's see........ Shit Fuck! Motherfuckers! Tits squirting shit! Shit Squirting Tits! Ball Hammer Buttfucker cunt cock lazy fuck! A magical puppy wearing a three piece suit rapes a parking attendant. A dildo that comes to life like Pinocchio. Trying to shit a whole chicken egg. Finger banging the willing elderly. Everything tastes like soup. Below are pictures of dogs pooping. See you tomorrow... then the day after that....... then after that...... etc. I have a full time job and shit to do, ya know.