Saturday, January 19, 2013

Soup Whore - Progresso Traditional Chicken Cheese Enchilada Flavor

Fuck me sideways, I could barely contain my engorged loins when I saw this tasty treat in the soup aisle.  Who the fuck would not want to eat this soup?  Sweet Christmas!  It is packed with so many things I love!  Chicken!  Cheese!  Enchilada!  Flavor!!!  Fucking shit holes, that sounds amazing!!


Let's crack this little fuck open and get to heatin'!  I can't wait to have this hot mess pouring down my lips, chin, back and ass.
 

People who microwave soup are retarded assholes.  Yeah!  You heard me!  RE-TAR-DED!  Everyone knows that microwave radiation destroys specific delicious soup particles.  I'd slide my rusty pucker down a barbed wire baseball bat before eating microwaved soup!


There is nothing better than the slop slop slop sound of a can of soup getting poured into a saucepan.  It reminds me of every sexual experience I've ever had.


Ah shit!  That is almost hot enough.  Just a few more minutes of simmering and I'll be ready to get my body pumped full of hot cheesey flavor!


Just look at those chunks of chicken!  Also, a special guest, Tomatoes!  Wonderful!  They've just been sitting there swimming in cheese.  Fuck!


That was incredibly delicious.  It was cheesy and zesty with a hint of spicy!  The chicken was tender and didnt have any of those weird cartilagey bits mixed in with it.  I would highly reccomend this soup to anyone who likes things that are fucking delicious, or anyone who desires pseudo-mexican flavored soups.  I'm glad I have a second can.  I am almost ready for a second round of hot sloppy soup action.  I give it 9/10 Clean Licked Soup Bowls.


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