I tried. I got drunk and went on omegle in pursuit of hilarious conversations with the mix of pedophiles, date rapists, and overall depressing bastards. But alas, I had very few people willing to play ball with me and ended up just scaring away several people. Maybe next time I will pretend to be a 16 year old girl and count the skype requests. As always, the green text represents my end of the conversation, as if that weren't obvious by what was written.