Framing Tigger for Christopher Robin's mauling was simple. The 100 Acre Wood has rich petroleum reserves and taking the Robins out of the picture was just my first step to acquiring ownership. Very little wood actually stands now. Actually, it is currently the site of the 100 acre refinery. Sure, the other residents of the wood put up a fight. They almost stopped me too. All it took was a match and a strong breeze and I had nothing more to worry about from Rabbit and his like. The roast Rabbit was delicious but the tastiest thing of all was the Honey Glazed Ham. Oh bother, I just farted into my tiger skin rug. It's nothing money can't fix.
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