Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Haiku Time!!

Welcome one and all to Haiku Time.  I am sure you are all familiar with Haiku, the Japanese form of poetry.  I thought I would take a stab at writing a few.

Tiny tasty thing
Into my mouth you shall go
Screaming won't help you.

Eggplants are purple
They are thick, firm and swollen
Just like my penis

Free Diarrhea
You mean I don't have to pay?
Toss that slop my way

My old Slip and Slide
Is not very much fun since
Grandma died on it

Long live Sir Chapsworth
His gibberish never gets old
All gay references

Hamtackle dear friend
Loves real life gore and horror
He has skinned a man

I could sit on it
or it could sit inside me
More the merrier

Punch bowl full of soup
Sardines on saltines with cheese
Fire this caterer

Vienna Sausage
You taste like what you consist of
Simply Delicious

I once killed a man
Sometimes men need to be killed
Mostly women though

This racist poem
Is a very hurtful thing
But dagos can't read

Can you eat it all?
If you do you get money
It's prostitution

Fingers down my throat
The food flies from my stomach
Onto your tummy

Haikus are simple
5 7 5 syllables
See, that was easy


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