About a month and a half ago, I went to my doctor and got a physical. I have been going to this same doctor for about 20 years and he is a pretty nice guy. During my physical, he told me that my back hurts because I am fat and I have high blood pressure, because I am fat and that I am almost diabetic, because I am fat. When they needled me and pulled some blood, it instantly separated into blood and bacon grease.
I told my friendly doctor that I was serious about getting rid of my gut and that I would get into better shape before our follow up appointment 2 months later. Since then, I have done nothing. My completely sedentary, bacon fueled lifestyle has continued unabated.
I just realized that in 2 weeks I am do for that follow up appointment. Aw shit! My doctor and I are comfortable with each other and he would not hesitate to voice his disappointment over the status of my jiggly gut and man-tits.
I don't feel like getting a guilt trip from my doctor and I actually would like to get in better shape. So today I decided to start working out. I have the INSANITY workout DVDs. I am going to go into my living room in a moment and pop on the first DVD. Once complete, I will come back and finish this post. If this is posted without any day 1 workout results, it is because I fucking died while exercising.
Alright.... Here I go. This is gonna suck. Let's see how I do!!
30 minutes later......
Ow. Ow ow ow. I was right! I am out of shape. I got through about 3/4 of the first disc. It was painful. I am out there hopping around like an idiot with my dog jumping all over me. I am very sweaty. So sweaty, hot and stinky. Leg pain. oooooooooh LEG PAIN!!
Let's see if I can keep it up or if this is only a 1 time thing. I need to pop on disc 2 tomorrow. It might happen..... might. ow.
Now that I am all sweaty, I pretty much look like this guy.
Thanks for putting up with this lame, self centered post. I promise I will make up for it eventually with something truly disgusting and perverse. Smooches -Terlet