Friday, June 8, 2012

Extreme Close-Up

Welcome, one and all to Extreme Close-Up!  We take a look at common things in an uncommon way.  The Extreme Close-Up way!  I wonder what there is to see today.  Let's Zoom In!

First up is .... Well this isn't very close up. Those look like delicious Maryland Blue Crabs.  Hmmmm...  I wonder what we have zoomed in on?  A fisherman's boat?  A rocky ocean reef?  A Fishmonger's stall?  Let's Zoom Out!

Oh I get it!  Kim Kardashian.  Is anyone really surprised?

Next we have.....  Well this doesn't look very close-up either.  I thought this was supposed to be Extreme Close-Up.  It looks like somebody spilled some fondue and is enjoying cleaning it up.  What microcosm is this?!  Let's Zoom Out!

 Ha! Germany...  On that scale, I suppose it is an Extreme Close-Up.  I guess Germans really love their chocolate or something.

 What have we here?  A microscopic snapshot from a laboratory?  Are these little fellas making the epic journey down the birth canal?  Could it be a close-up of any Holiday Inn bedsheets?  Let's Zoom Out!

That is not really a gay joke, more a fact joke.  Allegedly!!


Wasn't that fun!  Keep your eyes peeled for the next edition of Extreme Close-Up!


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