First up is .... Well this isn't very close up. Those look like delicious Maryland Blue Crabs. Hmmmm... I wonder what we have zoomed in on? A fisherman's boat? A rocky ocean reef? A Fishmonger's stall? Let's Zoom Out!
Oh I get it! Kim Kardashian. Is anyone really surprised?
Next we have..... Well this doesn't look very close-up either. I thought this was supposed to be Extreme Close-Up. It looks like somebody spilled some fondue and is enjoying cleaning it up. What microcosm is this?! Let's Zoom Out!
Ha! Germany... On that scale, I suppose it is an Extreme Close-Up. I guess Germans really love their chocolate or something.
What have we here? A microscopic snapshot from a laboratory? Are these little fellas making the epic journey down the birth canal? Could it be a close-up of any Holiday Inn bedsheets? Let's Zoom Out!
That is not really a gay joke, more a fact joke. Allegedly!!
Wasn't that fun! Keep your eyes peeled for the next edition of Extreme Close-Up!